Why my little bear of teddiness. I am Doctor Dala

filthyformography asked: You know, I really do think we could create beautiful music if we just could put our minds together, dearest kin of mine.

We could indeed discuss our findings in a most delightful environment… did you know for instance, that in the presence of a teddy bear, there is a 34 percent chance that a lone lobotomite will attempt bonding with it? Of course, that percentage lowers when they notice my presence :(

Big MT was created as a place where all questions can be answered, and no problem cannot be unsolved… I will endeavor to fulfill your curiosities needs, my little teddy bears, if you would be so brave as to approach me. So ask away, any question that comes to mind…

Big MT was created as a place where all questions can be answered, and no problem cannot be unsolved…

I will endeavor to fulfill your curiosities needs, my little teddy bears, if you would be so brave as to approach me. So ask away, any question that comes to mind…

Anonymous asked: My name is Viktor Reznov and I will have my revenge!

((My drawing style needs work :P))

This lobotomite seems a little too aggressive; much more so then all the others. Perhaps more cutting and vivisecting will calm him down…

meridakax asked: Was it really necessary to remove my brain? And did you notice anything unusual about me?

Removal of any subjects brains has become stand practice here at big mountain… and yours was so fascinating, my little lobotomite. Flush with knowledge and slightly tumorous… but don’t concern yourself over that, the auto-doc removed it before I got a chance to play with it further :(

filthyformography:

askdr-dala:


Lets do science! I mean… yes, science! <3

Ooooh, now that is fowl play… but thankfully, since you’re me, two can play at that game.

Let the SCIENCE begin!

All’s fair in war and science…

filthyformography:

askdr-dala:


Perhaps the recording equipment will be used this time… for science!

Always for science.

Lets do science! I mean… yes, science! <3

kneeskeysllama asked: Dr.Dala....I love you...let me breathe for you...*breathes in seductively then makes kissy faces*

How unusual, most lobotomites cringe in fear when I show interest. But don’t let the statistics stop you… please continue…. Garble Garble… Bloop bloop…

Anonymous asked: You kol'd?

ask-wheatley-portal-2: presidenteden: americaisdead: vintagecoolillustrated: Portable Air Conditioner 1963? oh, progress. Put your faith in John Henry Eden, great America, and portable air conditioners will live again. Oh Aperture science has developed a few models of these machines. Here at big mountain, our robotics team was able to develop a self transporting air conditioner with a fully functional and helpful AI. Unfortunately, further developments meant it ceased being useful outside a combat zone; our enemies combat zone to be more precise.

ask-wheatley-portal-2:

presidenteden:

americaisdead:

vintagecoolillustrated:

Portable Air Conditioner 1963?

oh, progress.

Put your faith in John Henry Eden, great America, and portable air conditioners will live again.

Oh Aperture science has developed a few models of these machines.

Here at big mountain, our robotics team was able to develop a self transporting air conditioner with a fully functional and helpful AI. Unfortunately, further developments meant it ceased being useful outside a combat zone; our enemies combat zone to be more precise.

(Source: Flickr / hollywoodplace, via ask-wheatley-portal-2-deactivat)